becuz you need someone to spot the bargains on the bottom shelf
submitted by D
becuz you have a thing for nurses
submitted by M
via the daily mail
becuz you needed someone to guard the plant
becuz you’re almost ready to start wearing big girl panties
submitted by A
becuz you’re renovating
submitted by N
becuz he’s cheaper than a cab
submitted by A and J
becuz he loves that smoky flavor
submitted by R
becuz he’s happy when you’re happy
submitted by C
becuz there’s nothing more useful than an enormous cardboard box that won’t even fit in your van
submitted by M and C
becuz they’re waterproof
submitted by P