becuz you had extra room in your bed
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becuz babies love dinner and a show
submitted by A
becuz it’s unsafe to leave child in the bath alone
submitted by C
becuz having sex with strangers is one of cornerstones of good prenatal care
submitted by S
becuz kids love clowns, right?
submitted by I
becuz you always wanted to raise your child in a dark windowless room
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becuz you already knew how to put on a diaper
becuz nothing says merry Christmas like a box full of sadness and disappointment
submitted by M
becuz u nEEded a place to pass OUt
becuz you needed help carrying your luggage