var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-7922941-2"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/Tumblr (3.0; @whythefuckdoyouhaveakid)http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/becuz the wolf put you up to it submitted by S<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt0nkkcSkq1qzyb6po1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>becuz the wolf put you up to it</b></p> <p>submitted by S</p>http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/post/241843967http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/post/241843967Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:01:41 -0500becuz you can’t trust banks submitted by A<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kswopb5u1s1qzyb6po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>becuz you can’t trust banks</b></p> <p>submitted by A<b><br/></b></p>http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/post/239337466http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/post/239337466Tue, 10 Nov 2009 13:29:59 -0500becuz baby thinks prostitution is LOL submitted by M<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksp9khJDr11qzyb6po1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>becuz baby thinks prostitution is LOL</b></p> <p>submitted by M</p>http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/post/235150605http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/post/235150605Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:25:12 -0500becuz someone has to stop the cradle robbers submitted by T<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks6rtiFNMp1qzyb6po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>becuz someone has to stop the cradle robbers</b></p> <p>submitted by T</p>http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/post/233289473http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/post/233289473Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:18:04 -0500becuz public transportation is dangerous submitted by J<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kshp3ghjyh1qzyb6po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>becuz public transportation is dangerous</b></p> <p>submitted by J</p>http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/post/230901458http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/post/230901458Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:30:00 -0500becuz babies will sleep anywhere submitted by C and J via...<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksagd0p9pW1qzyb6po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>becuz babies will sleep anywhere</b></p> <p>submitted by C and J</p> <p>via <a href="http://www.lamebook.com/potty-training">lamebook</a></p>http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/post/227131038http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/post/227131038Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:34:37 -0400becuz the best way to reduce the risks of smoking while pregnant...<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr5wueUpN31qzyb6po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>becuz the best way to reduce the risks of smoking while pregnant is with a big gulp and some vitamins you bought on the street</b></p> <p>submitted by J</p>http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/post/225080972http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/post/225080972Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:46:48 -0400becuz twins make double the tips submitted by M<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks4xovx3xu1qzyb6po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>becuz twins make double the tips<br/></b></p> <p>submitted by <a target="_blank" href="http://papernose.tumblr.com/">M</a></p>http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/post/224045252http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/post/224045252Mon, 26 Oct 2009 15:01:09 -0400becuz you like wearing matching outfits submitted by B via w<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krxb5hsVaM1qzyb6po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>becuz you like wearing matching outfits</b></p> <p>submitted by B</p> <p>via <a target="_blank" href="http://wendyontour.tumblr.com/post/211566629/roadblog-more-bad-parenting-vin-saw-this">w</a></p>http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/post/220076115http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/post/220076115Thu, 22 Oct 2009 12:02:14 -0400becuz breathing and sightseeing are both overrated submitted by...<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kru863L4kI1qzyb6po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>becuz breathing and sightseeing are both overrated</b></p> <p>submitted by C</p>http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/post/218534139http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/post/218534139Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:05:10 -0400becuz you need someone to spot the bargains on the bottom...<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krtmpuPwZS1qzyb6po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>becuz you need someone to spot the bargains on the bottom shelf</b></p> <p>submitted by D</p>http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/post/218203431http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/post/218203431Tue, 20 Oct 2009 12:20:56 -0400becuz you have a thing for nurses submitted by M via the daily...<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kro5cwgVzS1qzyb6po1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><b>becuz you have a thing for nurses</b></p> <p>submitted by M</p> <p>via <a target="_blank" href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1219631/Dad-grabs-nurses-breasts-way-delivery-room-misses-birth-son.html">the daily mail</a></p>http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/post/215610975http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/post/215610975Sat, 17 Oct 2009 13:18:05 -0400becuz you needed someone to guard the plant submitted by M<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krmiqtUKJD1qzyb6po1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>becuz you needed someone to guard the plant<br/></b></p> <p>submitted by M</p>http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/post/214933492http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/post/214933492Fri, 16 Oct 2009 16:17:11 -0400becuz you’re almost ready to start wearing big girl...<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krkigphJ2L1qzyb6po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>becuz you’re almost ready to start wearing big girl panties</b></p> <p>submitted by A</p>http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/post/213927543http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/post/213927543Thu, 15 Oct 2009 14:14:26 -0400becuz you’re renovating submitted by N<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kriaotBKv01qzyb6po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>becuz you’re renovating</b></p> <p>submitted by N</p>http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/post/212868295http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/post/212868295Wed, 14 Oct 2009 10:00:00 -0400becuz he’s cheaper than a cab submitted by A and J <object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,0,0" width="320" height="305" id="embeddedplayer"><param name="movie" value="http://gannett.a.mms.mavenapps.net/mms/rt/1/site/gannett-wbir-3328-pub01-live/current/articleplayer/singleclip/client/embedded/embedded.swf" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="scale" value="noscale" /><param name="salign" value="LT" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#000000" /><param name="wmode" value="window" /><param 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flashvars="playerId=articleplayer&referralObject=1287429583&referralPlaylistId=playlist&adServerBasePath=http://gannett.gcion.com/adrawdata/.0/5111.1/498645/0/0/header=yes;cc=2;cookie=info;alias=&adPositionId=video_prestream&adSiteId=video.wbir.com/&SSTSCode=news&gpaperCode=gntbcstwbir&marketName=Knoxville, TN&division=broadcast&pageContentCategory=video&pageContentSubcategory=articleplayer"></embed></object> <br/><br/><p><b>becuz he’s cheaper than a cab</b></p> <p>submitted by A and J</p>http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/post/208548488http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/post/208548488Fri, 09 Oct 2009 13:30:25 -0400becuz he loves that smoky flavor submitted by R<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr7ia7Tjxk1qzyb6po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>becuz he loves that smoky flavor<br/></b></p> <p>submitted by R</p>http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/post/207686759http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/post/207686759Thu, 08 Oct 2009 13:38:44 -0400becuz he’s happy when you’re happy submitted by C<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpctz7CRc31qzyb6po1_r2_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>becuz he’s happy when you’re happy</b></p> <p>submitted by C</p>http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/post/206964535http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/post/206964535Wed, 07 Oct 2009 17:08:21 -0400becuz there’s nothing more useful than an enormous...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr47eutI2D1qzyb6po1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><b>becuz there’s nothing more useful than an enormous cardboard box that won’t even fit in your van</b></p> <p>submitted by M and C</p>http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/post/206187875http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/post/206187875Tue, 06 Oct 2009 18:51:14 -0400becuz they’re waterproof submitted by P<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr1wcvgQPl1qzyb6po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>becuz they’re waterproof</b></p> <p>submitted by P</p>http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/post/205172038http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/post/205172038Mon, 05 Oct 2009 13:00:00 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